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O rem ridiculam, Cato, et iocosam
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O what an absurd and funny thing, Cato,
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Dignamque auribus et tuo cachinno.
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worthy of your ears and laughs!
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Ride, quidquid amas, Cato, Catullum:
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Laugh as much as you love Catullus, Cato,
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Res est ridicula et nimis iocosa.
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this thing is just too funny and absurd.
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Deprendi modo pupulum puellae
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I just caught a little boy and a girl
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Trusantem: hunc ego, si placet Dionae,
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thrusting away: if it pleases Diona,
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Pro telo rigida mea cecidi.
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I attacked him, not with a spear, but with my hard-on.
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